Franzia, or least red Franzia, is only acceptable when you make hillbilly sangria with it and mix it with coca cola.

Yeah, let me clarify, we’re married and that sounds real grown up, but we definitely spent about an hour yesterday laying on the floor scooting around on our butts cause it scared the dogs. I don’t exaggerate when I say an hour. On our butts. Butt-scootin.

Girl, I been there.

It’s Black Box Merlot and it’s actually pretty decent! Not like, astonishingly good, but v drinkable, and at $17 for a box the size of four bottles, a bitch can’t complain.

Oh thank god. The unquestionably best part of being an adult is deciding you want to have cookie butter ice cream and g&ts for dinner AND NO ONE TELLING YOU NOT TO. Most of the rest of it is garbage.

I am currently 24 years old. Just yesterday, i went with my husband of two years to buy a new bedroom set with my furniture store line of credit, which may be the most adult thing I’ve ever done in my life, but I am still astonished that anyone would extend me any kind of line of credit, or even let me operate a…

I don’t know how it works at other pizza delivery places but when I worked at Papa John’s, you were paid minimum wage ($7.25 at the time) until you clocked out on a run, then your pay dropped to $2 and something, I don’t remember. So, on slow nights you’d make a bigger paycheck than normal, but the vast majority of…

I found a couple Youtube videos on it, but honestly most of it is just evening out your skin tone and drawing the lines like in the cartoon. With the lana makeup in particular (cause fucking duh I’m not going to darken my face) you just need the black lines and then the grey/shadow stuff underneath. HOPEFULLY it won’t…

That’s who we’re going as!! I have to practice the cartoon makeup today because I’m not half-assing it. So stoked. Will post pics.

Uh, is it weird that I immediately thought of Rufus Humphrey? Cause I’m getting real Rufus vibes

Mr. Stabler gets along really well with my friends and that was a huge selling point for me when he was still Boyfriend Stabler. Now, to be honest, he’s adopted my friends as his main friend group. There’s been a few times he’s gone back home by himself (we’re in N.C. and from A.Z. He’s military so he gets huge chunks…

So many buzzwords, it’s like it’s real.

Well shit now I’m crying AND chuckling. I do not know how to feel.

NOT CRYING, DEFINITELY NOT, JUST CHOPPING SOME ONIONS HERE AT MY DESK AT WORK, YES, TOTALLY NORMAL.

So, I creeped on the comments when Clover made the salmon and like everyone in the comments said to wrap your fish in tinfoil/parchment paper and bung it in the oven.

Has any music video ever been so delightfully GIF-able??

He’s making the same face I make when I’m getting my dance on as I’m cleaning/cooking dinner/dancing in my undies.

Gonna be on repeat all day to get me through my first Friday back at work after vacation.

it me.

That’s actually a pretty fair point, I didn’t know that.