Don’t forget your dad’s ratty house shoes to complete the look.

HIDEOUS.

What in the actual fuck is happening here. She looks like a try-hard q-tip in that outfit. Staaaaahp.

Ugh,I know everyone says that about straight dudes but that has never been my experience,with the exception of Mr. Stabler. I’ve always been the really blunt one and the dude I’m with is talking in doublespeak, playing stupid mind games, generally being the confusing one. I dunno, maybe I’m just terrible at picking…

YES THIS. I’ll give kudos where it’s due, it was my husband (then not-quite boyfriend) who was the direct one and me who spent months freaking out about it cause I’d only ever dated shitheels who just didn’t have an emotionally available bones in their bodies. But once I absorbed the fact that him telling me he really…

Okays I’m either going slowly senile or this is a thing, but does the Jonas song sound EXACTLY like some generic late 80s/early 90s pop song? I feel like every time I hear a new ish song on the radio there’s a second where I think it’s a throwback track.

For some reason I kept thinking it would get better? So I listened to the whole. thing. And it’s actually kind of scary how long and awful this song is.

Ugh, I love Miley and I really, really love Bangerz but omfg this is literal trash. That video made me so uncomfortable.

This is some straight up Murder, She Wrote shit right here.

This is totally off topic, but I love when my favorite sites cross-pollinate like this. It’s like my internet world is real and we’re all friends.

Moms are the best. But dads tho. My dad just called me to tell me his tomato plants are producing. My dad may have reached peak dad.

Costco is dad central, let’s be real. Where else can you get 10 lbs of pork ribs for $25. Of course you will be grilling those ribs and freezing them in batches so you can eat them for a week for dinner.

Okay, so full disclosure, I’m a white lady and my dad is a white dude but I seriously think my dad and Obama are brothers from another mother because they are EXACTLY the same combo of sorta nerdy, very smart, sensible clothes wearing men. I’d say they shop at the same sunglasses store, but I know for a fact my dad’s…

Bobby. Stop... Please. ...Cant........Breathe

Sandy B will not be marrying Jon Hamm and becoming Hamm Sandybecause she’s going to marry Bryan Randall and become Sandall!

That is fucking horrifying.

HAVEN’T READ YET BUT OMG YOU ACTUALLY DID IT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

In other news, water is wet.

Yeah, it should be an easy thing to do. We’re Army (which might explain a lot) and we’re also at Ft. Bragg, which also kind of explains a lot, but it seems insane I had to wait a month to get a ten minute procedure done.

I don’t know but jesus.
I wanted to get mine while the hubs was deployed and I got it put in exactly a month before he’ll be home.