So, I just got married and moved across the country to live with Mr Nana who is in the military. He went into work yesterday knowing he'd have to be there overnight to do a mission. Well, I get a call this morning and find out the whole battalion has to stay put on base because someone misplaced a handgun. And…

What are you doing

You are all over this comment thread with gold, every time.
Hats off to you sir, hats off indeed.

Alas, I was way up in the back with the embarrassed hubs.
There was lots of gasping and giggling though. Obligatory shirtless scenes are the best.

Were you in my theater? Was there an annoyed hubby sitting next to me who whapped said whooper on the leg?
Cause....I whooo'd. That was a nice scene.

She replied to a FOR REAL casting call for female morticians and if she gets it I'll have to get cable.
I love her.

Is it weird that I love this, all of this. The leopard bra and the velour leggings and the shoes and...yeah? Weird? Okay...

Re-elect Mark Patterson as your RAPEresentative for Boise.
You came to the polls. you were asking for it.

I wish...

State RAPEresentative.
Sorry. Inappropriate. But the puns. They keep me from crying endlessly at my desk.

What is happening in this photo?? WTF is with her arms? Her legs? Is this photoshop? Did they cut bits of other people out of magazine pictures and stick them together?

ETA: I hate you Kinja. Please ignore, this is not even close to the right part of the picture.

Okay, I'm done

It's a 'ween costume ladies, look at my life

no, i need a bag of laundry for an ass

Wow.

I thought that was addressed in the song, and in the article. It's a satirical look at how women (of all colors) are used in the music industry. I think the appropriation of WOC in music videos (like Miley's and others) is part of the larger point she's trying to make. At least, that's my take-away.
(Not trying to…

All the stars for you

Looking GOOD Jamaica.