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Given that homophobia tanked Ellen’s career around the turn of the century, and Laura Dern’s said repeatedly she got backlash for being in the Puppy episode, it’s not really surprising that the ‘phobes got to Heche.

Yep.

They also killed off Teenage Bounty Hunters :(

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fuck slideshows but I hope this had the Penis Song from The Sweetest Thing.

he believes exercise is bad for you and fails to use protection when he cheats. considering yourself a “germaphobe” doesn’t help much if you have batshit stupid ideas about human health and germs.

it made me think of all those Republicans who think the Barrett receptions were totally cool because they were told they were all negative at some point.

She absolutely nailed the Barrymore impression! Drew seems drunk even when she isn’t, which makes her a good target if the impression works.

the next how-is-this-not-a-Butler will be called Fledgling and about a literal baby bird!

...this isn’t a Butler adaptation?

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

no twist election endings please

I promise you watching the debate would not have given you any new information anyway.

eh. he didn’t want to be the guy who got blamed when conservative media spent 4 years screaming that the FBI had gone soft on President Clinton, and he let that crap override everything else. we could assign him sympathetic motives, sure- thinking it would be a bigger issue if things came out after the election,

And then he serves some things bigger than himself, which is the integrity of the FBI, the Department Of Justice. Comey believes in things that are bigger than him, like truth, justice, and the rule of law. That was a great North Star for me.

She consolidated her eventual renomination by putting a reversal of gay marriage on the platform, personally supports abortion but checks with her political advisors to see what public position she should take before mentioning it in public, and is in the same party as standard god-and-guns conservatives like Buddy

...why doesn’t Drew have eyebrows in the 2000 pic? do I even want to know?

He certainly can’t be the worst Hawkman we’ve ever seen.

Marnie by default because pumpkin spice is a better smell than taste.

now I miss the Toast.