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HAHA... Nope. This was in Northern Louisiana, and a while back. To avoid dating myself too much, let’s just say the little one is now probably old enough to do his own knowledge reports.

I’m not exactly sure why we’re even still talking about this. I don’t care if you want your dog in your engagement photo shoot or not. Personally, there’s only so many “Cute couple wearing matching sweaters pose in a pile of leaves” pics I can see, so I think a dog spices things up

Apparently some people find joy and happiness distasteful

BECAUSE DOGS MAKE EVERYTHING CUTER

Sorry, Mr. Grinch. Damn.

This is my doggie’s contribution to our engagement photos....

Our Team Cat brethren are sure to join us in our stance that it is our sacred pet duty to interfere with all human relationships within our sphere of influence.

I would totally put the full belly leaf romp picture in the newspaper announcement.

I want to party with this guy.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

I also think she feels important and that “God has chosen her” to be a warrior for Christian morality or some such shit. I am quite confident she literally believes she’s on a divine mission from God and that my friend is some heady Kool-Aid.

Yep, this whole line of thought is terrifying. It does make a case for religion, though: it keeps some huge psychopaths in line because they think there’s a bigger, meaner psychopath that will punish them. I can’t imagine living like that...

Pretty much, yeah. I’ve watched people say, explicitly, that if they believed there were no God, they would rob and murder.

This line of thinking is truly terrifying. It’s basically telling me that god is the only thing keeping them from being murderers.

Guys, this is DELICIOUS!

Fuck it, I’m coming out of my self-imposed Gawker exile because you, sir, pissed me off. WHO gives a SHIT about her fucking moral opinions? WHO is interested in changing this piece of garbage’s mind? All that people are interested in is her upholding the fucking law, as she’s been ordered to do. The law doesn’t give a…

She wants martyrdom? Give her the old Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego treatment. She can feel self righteous while getting a nice suntan, and we can all watch to see if that old designated driver sends an angel to protect her from the flames. I'm betting no.

Seriously, fuck this woman. I don’t even have the energy to be snarky.

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