This is what happens when you allow the liberal media to use your name.

I hate everything.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Seriously, disappointed by this woman. I never thought I would have to put PHYLICIA Rashad on the Forever Banned list. So sad.

Out of all his defenders, she's the one I'm most disappointed by. :/

I . . . I didn't even realize that women going to college was something you could be mad about anymore.

"Hey man, why are you so upset about a serial rapist who has been getting away with it for decades and maintaining a nice shiny public image while enjoying success and wealth until now? That doesn't seem like a big deal, there must be something wrong with you! Why don't you talk about this completely unrelated topic…

I don't really have a ruling on Angelina, but if I could do a side-eye like her daughter Zahara, I'd be striking people dead with shade all day long.

Her side-eye. It's... it's so perfect:

Well, that is perfectly understandable.

No shame in Joseph Gordon-Levitt themed pantsfeelings! Total cutie!

I'm not sure if the celebrity inspires pantsfeelings because he reminds me of a fun period in my sexual development, or if I put up with the regular-joe substitute because he looked a lot like the celebrity. But for the record:

I lost my virginity to my abuser. Before I found out what a horrible person he was. I am still extremely embarassed, and ashamed to say the least. All because he told me I was handsome and he wanted to give me flowers, after he heard me singing during karaoke. I should've known better.

i do the dull 'yaaaay' from this and no one ever fucking gets it

Bernie is a great movie. Jack Black not being Jack Black is amazing.

This is SUCH an underrated, awesome movie. Did you know it's based off a very true story (written about in Texas Monthly), and that Jack Black actually visited Bernie in jail several times to get his portrayal of him (voice, mannerisms, etc.) just right? I just found everything about the story and the movie extremely…

No "notes?" Wtf, is this a third grade classroom? "Do you liek my food? Check yes or no."

"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."

I know, every picture of Jensen Ackles is a hot picture of Jensen Ackles, even the brick pants pictures. We will have to share him as television boyfriend though.

Jensen Ackles sounds like a character from Veronica Mars. Is he real??

I have a daughter with cerebral palsy and the number of people marketing YL oils as a "cure" for spasticity in CP support groups is downright DISGUSTING. CP is caused by damage to the brain, and no amount of lavender scented bullshit is going to fix that. I also have two kids that are adopted, and the amount of oil…