You filthy simpleton, you forgot a Mega Yacht.

#BUZZWORDS #MARKETING

Why are there two Brendan Hartleys in that picture?!

Raise your hand if this surprises you. At all.

Retires from *Losing

0-60 runs in a prepped vehicle are different than 100,000 miles in consumers hands on real roads

I’m not going to critique names until I see this in production and on the road. With functioning doors. And functioning in general.

Fuck me sideways. That is perfection.

I agree with most of these. And the Tundra is built with more American parts and labor than most, if not all, of the “Domestic Big Three” trucks.

What about Akio Toyoda? He has been racing the LFA (and its prototypes) as well as the RC at the Nurburgring 24 Hours for about a decade...

I can’t wait for that fire to melt the fiberglass

This reference has gone waaaay over my head

To a certain degree, yes. I guess I should just pull the sweater game to match my name.

My buddy and I are bringing a Volvo 240 Wagon. Someone give me pictoral references on how I should dress please.

I sold my FRS to one of my best friends from college. He was present for that car being drifted, donuted, and tracked within an inch of its life for two years.

Chow-motherfucking-chilla California. AKA Bum fuck nowhere Central Valley California. The biggest building there is a Starbucks.

Did he buy it from Smith Volvo/SGS Motorsports in San Luis Obispo

Wooohoooo. I made it. If only Kinja didn’t fuck up picture uploading.

The way that thing pulled above 200 MPH rustled my jimmies. Got my bits all fizzly.

The only car I have had that tried to kill me was the car that tries to kill everyone. A Dodge Viper.