Be a good neighbor, just let them race

Dealers adding “Market Adjustments” and shocked when inventory doesn’t move...

*Arrested Development Narrator*

#MaxDidNothingWrong

I was the VP of the Cal Poly Motor Car Association during my college years. I would organize drives on the central coast back roads, track days with members, and as a part time exotic car broker I would bring in awesome cars for display at school events. We also had a Porsche 911 Targa we were converting to electric…

As long as the beak is gone. I am happy. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Meh.

My grandparents went to Hawaii for two weeks and left me their LS430. It was perfect for the test. The mirrors auto adjusted when you put it into reverse so I avoided curbs when parallel parking. Easy to see out of. Smooth to drive. Quiet. Absolutely perfect.

I have plenty more

I was there for the launch. It’s next to this one too.

The white Colorado car is on display at the Petersen Porsche effect

Police officers shouldn’t get hammered on the job.

I don’t want you in my neighborhood.

You mess with the rice, you pay the price.

Cue the Bob Seger: Like a (very small) rock!

Budget cuts.

I see nothing wrong with driving responsibly in a used Honda. Speeding doesn’t make for a beautiful day in my neighborhood.

Do what I do, wear Depends and just go in your seat! Convenient and comfortable with a pleasant warming sensation.

Why can’t the kids just wear a sweater like mine instead? They look awfully chilly in those youth clothes.

Fake news