Yakety Sacks. :(

In New Zealand the circuit goes the other direction.

How about a box truck filled with buttery-wet corpses I had to transport from the state medical college of dentistry to the crematory? Your five-year-old styrofoam has nothing on cadaver juice.

...tons of Gawker/Deadspin/Deadspin adjacent people were on the S***y Media Men list...

That’s a beanie?! I thought he was wearing an energy dome.

Bought it for the Frozen short, stayed for the John Henry short. It’s so good.

I thought we’re supposed to be shaming these abusers, domestic or otherwise. Don’t tell me I waxed up my pitchfork for nothing, Lauren.

I want to say that Swan Song for $2 is well worth it. Read it when I was in high school and thought it was fantastic. However, if I were to read it twenty years later, I might think it sucks if I were to read it again... Hindsight is often five stars.

I want to say that Swan Song for $2 is well worth it. Read it when I was in high school and thought it was…

My story, if we’re sharing near-fights at sporting events, happened on October 12, 2003, Browns v. Raiders. All of my friends are from Cleveland so I was sitting with them, cheering on Tim Couch and his 127-yard performance.

Oh my god. He was only 13 there.

A vinyl cape Jawa.

Amazed after all that, the guy at :41 was able to escape.

The Spider-Man Noir segments of Spider-Man:Shattered Dimensions felt very, very influenced by Arkham.

+1 Bababooey

Mike Tirico?

My grandfather-in-law was a Little League umpire in his younger days. He watched it religiously. He’s dead now, so I imagine viewership has officially reached zero.

It’s called a cookout.

Who HASN’T lost a round of 2-D tic-tac-toe? Especially against that chicken over at the state fair...

Why get work as a writer if you, you know, hate writing so much?

Had a Polish step-family so pierogis were a staple. I vaguely remember being offered prune-filled pierogis but stuck my twelve-year-old nose in the air at them. Is prune a common filling, or where they trolling me?