Whew, boy. Am I glad to hear that!

Any day now.... any day now.... any day....

But “faggot” doesn’t.

Can confirm: I literally had this exact line of thinking an hour ago. Three years later and I refuse to believe the Royals beat the Mets any more than the Mets beat themselves.

AquaticAdam

“That’s good enough for me.” -- Who the fuck are you that ANYTHING needs to be good for. 

I’m one of only two Mets fans I know that grew up in Jersey. It’s definitely Yankees Country as far south as Freehold or so.

I bet he forges a mean battle axe.

Only gonna take him 21 years to go for the cycle.

+1 cunning linguistics

+1 cross to the other side of the street

I grew up with a Yankees-loving grandfather. A sweet old man who played wiffle ball with me in the backyard. Mattingly, Randolph, Henderson, Jackson were my heroes. I eventually moved in with my mother and her abusive, alcoholic boyfriend who beat the shit out of us but was also a Mets fan. So I became a Mets fan...

Two strike four balls.

Nobody in advertising is jealous of this commercial. And I’m speaking as someone who writes ad copy for Indian casinos.

I got caught looking more times than I made contact, too.