I’m sure you’ll FIG-ure it out

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

Yeah, but can you take a raccoon in a fight? Like no weapons?

No, no you can’t.

#COACHTOMSULA

We’ve accidentally lost more than you can imagine. We’re an “As Seen on TV” franchise; works great a lot of the time, but ends up putting broken glass in your lemonade when you least expect it.

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

A++ tag.

You know you are too old to do that when the response is not offense but rather confusion.

The lake really is very salty, I don’t understand the confusion here.

Not related to the article because this clearly a very good dog but I found this picture the other day and have enjoyed it immensely:

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

[Squeezing eyes shut]

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

painting hair onto Peyton Manning’s forehead in order to make him come across as a more valuable brandbot.