Want to replace your spark plugs or head gasket on your HD Ford truck?

Painted drums? For chumps. This is how true ballers roll:

Have you ever dealt with British red tape? No? You don’t want to.

Why on Earth would anyone bring an American car to England?

I’m more concerned that Colin Chapman’s ghost is now haunting him for using something heavier than was originally used.

If he was truly a pope of the people, he’d put his faith where the rest of us do...

Nitromethane

You are obviously not Harley’s target demographic.

I know just the right driver:

Imagine dropping off little Timmy in this!

Unimog? Unimog.

Renault Espace F1. It’s a minivan with a mid-mounted 800hp V10 Formula One engine. Still seats four.

You call that rollin’ coal? Amateur....

Awwww, its like a horrible nightmare snow globe!

Well it obvious that you aren’t a drag race fan. Perhaps you might have let someone pen the article that shows a little interest-or is at least better at hiding their dis-interest.

List of activities that ESPN airs that are not sports:

Here is an ad from a late 80’s Playboy

Bye Felicia.

Giant jumps are what you take
Hooning on the moon
I hope my shocks don’t break
Hooning on the moon
We could drive forever
Hooning on the moon
We could drive together
Hooning on, driving on the moon

Driving out from my camp
Wheeling on the moon
Hauling back from my camp
Wheeling on the moon
Wheels they hardly touch the ground
Wheeli…