Madden: Goat Simulator Edition

Penn has a podcast that he does every Sunday and I can assure you that leading up to the election he was screaming this shit every Sunday. He didn’t keep his mouth shut, he just isn’t an A list celebrity so it didn’t get widely covered. Like right now, everyone here is saying “I didn’t hear him say this before so it…

After Lexus boss’s statement two days ago, I think there’s some pretty compelling reasons to believe that EVs aren’t going to be mainstream any time soon.

I think Torchy got into Elon’s medicine cabinet. 

I would assume any investor taking the company private would want to put someone in charge that knows how to actually run a business. Staying public is tricky, because if they boot him the stock’s going to take quite a hit, which makes renewing debt harder, and they’ll lose the cult of personality that’s attracted all…

I have made small amounts of money by short selling in cases where the CEO and board have manipulated the stock price upwards in an unsustainable manner. I could see that the stock price would eventually tank.

I am so old. So very old and tired. Aside from the obvious disgust and hope for justice to be served, my elderly brain still cannot process how to pronounce this wanker’s name, and is yet flummoxed at how one arrives at such a specific look, while still managing to appear so accidentally attired. Everything about him…

Perfect automotive accessory for the Ammosexual

Fancy Kristen is crazy, not stupid.

They all skipped their classes.

How about a collaboration with Commerce Team? Fill the car with Anker battery packs, and charge the car with those.

Had to scroll waaay too far for a Hoffa reference. Am disappoint.

My suggestion for the 2020 NASCAR series.

They found what’s left of Jimmy Hoffa!

Some sort of electronic ignition system has to be high on the list, especially given the effed-up nature of the current setup. Find a good Pertronix kit or something that clears out all the Brass Age works. It’ll start easier, run cleaner, all kinds of good stuff.

Buick could sell 420,000 of these things and I think no one would ever remember seeing one on the road.

There has to be a better adjective to use than “bad”, given the connotation of that word when it comes to “Made in China”. It may be a bland boring vehicle for bland boring people, but it is an acceptably reliable conveyance.

He is an amazing voice actor, and actor full stop. Jim’s nothing like Doc, yet he creates the character so fully.

We have a friend who is obsessed with men’s fashion. Whenever we’re at a party where the men are dressed up we play a parlor game — what is he wearing? He’ll asnwer “The shirt is definitely Gucci, 2015 fall collection I think. The pants are Prada, I have the same pair. The belt could be anything but I’m guessing…