Someone stencil “JEEP” on the fuselage and call David. Job done.

The Model 3 is the official car of Highway 280 in the Bay Area.

I mean, the US dollar is seen as the reserve currency of the world. Since, you know, most trade in the world uses the US dollar. Therefore, It’s not just Canada that uses the US dollar to define its currency value.

I mean how cheap do you want them to be? They are already almost new Honda Accord prices for a car that’ competes with 70-80K Germans.. This is the typical Jalopnik Achilles heel. You guys all want nice affordable performance cars at a great bargain, but are too cheap/frugal/poor to buy one new or CPO.. So these…

5k / week has been the goal since the beginning of production.

He’s building a factory in a tent

There’s a REASON that they build cars in buildings - climate controlled buildings

“Humans are not good at complex tasks”?

Actually we are

Especially trained humans

In this case, people with actual engineering degrees have been manufacturing cars since 1896

Musk is just a rich dilettante…

Exactly. Even if the tent is just for some non critical aspect, it’s the philosophy behind it that is troubling. It indicates that Tesla was never going to reach their set targets in the factory. They failed that timeline.

There’s a reason why nobody else spun up a new production line in such a short amount of time (and without any indoor real estate to build it in), because IT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA. Not that I ever planned to buy a Tesla to begin with, but I would be extremely cautious to own a car made on such a hastily built facility.

...thought I was clicking on an Onion article.

No. I’d stop buying cars that came out of that factory.

Maybe he cut a deal with the government, build a big tent and they will get him free labor to fill it with that has tiny hands to reach those difficult fasteners.

As long as we can get rid of those Liberty Mutual commercials (especially that bitch who named her car Braaaaaaaad), I don’t care if they burn it all to the ground.

Trump Admin: “You asked for it. 25% tariff on all imports from California!”

What’s wrong with Flo? I think hers are some of the better ones.

The Crapture.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

The important questions are left unasked: Where can one purchase an inflatable Ford Fiesta, and will it float if filled with Helium?

Maybe she tripped and fell into it. I have a similar story from one time when I was vacuuming naked.

Later that night the truck owner lectured his children on respect, compassion, and patience...as he does every night

I mean, Chad from Applebee’s will bring me Mozzarella sticks, which is something that I believe a loving deity would also provide?