Easy, any white person with a southern accent. 

maybe in 2 years....

I always thought the Doctors speech from the Zygon Inversion was a family friendly Malcom.

But what is the chicken for?

Let’s play a game Chance of cold starting withing 5 minutes:

Most of the new non-Tesla DC chargers are dual CCS/Chademo. A single standard would not impact them.

Oh, man, what I wouldn’t pay for video footage of a board room showdown between the Melon Husk and Maximum Bob.

1st Gear: I would love to see Tesla poach a COO who has experience from working at Honda or Toyota.

True, but its a limo so it’s not like you’d be using it for corner carving anyway. 

But it is longitudinal FWD. So an BOP to V90 adaptor on the THM325 and you could be in business. 

Not great, but better thank you’d think.

one family can still literally own a whole city. Like wtf?

Well played sir. 

When was the last time you’ve seen an advertisement for a Focus or Fiesta? Exactly. There’s your answer.

You’re right.

Anytime you’ve got a 2CV going wheel to wheel with Porsche’s and Lambos, you're doing something right. 

Hate crimes? Gender is a protected class.

Hiding behind fancy words like analysis, is an educated guess

Ford Princess: A sparkly pink compact crossover designed by men to meet the needs they think women have. It’s more expensive than it should be.

but I do agree now that he needs to go