While I largely agree with your sentiment and have personably been failed by the US education system, I just worry trade programs will become a dumping ground for every “underperformer”.

I would disagree. I’d say a lot of Americans are willing to work in the skilled trades.

How do you blame the bank for “giving” people what they asked for?

Its really simple. In WI, MI, and PA the dems in urban centers didn’t turn out to vote for Hillary for “reasons”*.

it shifts a bit clunky in eco mode

I think the “Russian Hacking Conspiracy” they’re talking about is the one where Russia hacked the voting terminals in swing sates and tipped the election to Trump.

My sister had a shuttle bus take everyone from the hotel to the other venues.

Spring kits are cheep enough to just order 2-3 and say “fuck it” when one goes missing.

I’m not the only one!!

I wouldn’t say his face is punchable.

I believe there are still slots open on the 24 Hours of Lemons Rally(s).

Something along the lines of, “Those poor dears, being forced to drive that tiny car.”

You have to understand a few things about the luxury truck market:

“Who’s going to rain destruction down upon my enemies? Who’s going to rain destruction down upon my enemies? Yes you are, yes you are.”

Is the Franzia Chillable Red or White Zinfandel?

For a while I was referring to GM W-bodys as “single mom mobiles”. Basically every time I got asked, “My (sister, cousin, friend, baby mama) needs a cheep car, what should she get?” My response was, “Chevy Lumina. (later the Impala).

I’d suggest going with a fist gen Corvair (60-64). They’ve shown to be a bit more rust resilient than the second gen (65-69) models.

Seconded.

It depends on the jurisdiction, but in more than a few state/municipal owned snow plows aren’t considered “motor vehicles”. Therefore if you get in a crash with one, its your fault.

However, the rest of the lineup is boring as hell with mostly rebadged GM CUVs.