Its not about your likelihood of getting in an accident, its about likelihood of filing a claim.

And here I thought Bartending 101 was don’t fuck up a bourbon by adding useless fruit...

We call my BF’s Journey the Manivan.

I know this has been overused as hell the last couple days, but I kinda want Ann to be “good people”.

partnered with the national truck stop chains,

No DeLorean jokes, really?

Or you could, you know, get a minivan. Because thats the other way to look at CUVs, minivans but less practical.

Not really, babes make terrible airbags. Toddlers on the other hand can really soak up an impact.

Rural Southern California is only scary if your not used to dealing with white trash that’s armed and meth’d out.

Also, what is this “waste water” they speak of?

Have Yorkie, can confirm.

Why is it so hard to understand that if a woman is penetrated by a phallus outside of marriage her inherent value is eliminated.

If Hillary doesn't start having taco trucks at her rallies, I will be so disappointed.

A buddy of mine is a Teamsters organizer. He frequently says that he’s the reason we can’t have comprehensive immigration reform.

Excuse me, but your whole “lets try and solve the actual problem” train of thought is throughly inappropriate.

No, I think they’ll take a page from BMW. Cheapen the base trim so dealers can advertise “Starting at [Low MSRP]” but then the one you want will be a few grand more.

The fuck is wrong with having a roof that is also solar panels?

So its a unibody on frame like the Chevy SSR.

You would be amazed how agile a regional airport is. Just a nice linear response to inputs.

What they’re saying is supported by peer reviewed studies and market research.