I suspect that is their plan. I have a feeling that this is to keep the “riffraff” out.

Don’t feed the troll.

Yes, but to goto a more physical/practical testing method the EPA would need more money/staff.

God, I’d love to have a Patsy voice for Siri.

Sigh. So we’re doing this?

I’m sorry, but not putting Pirate Planet in the top five? You can fuck right off.

No, I bet his chief is all, “Thank god, I finally have a reason to fire that asshole stepson of mine.”

Yeah but someone has to pay the bills. I think it was The Smoking Tire that said you should budget ~$1000/min for high quality video content. If someone is willing to cut a check in exchange for tattooing their name on your ass, it maybe worth considering.

I’m not a huge Hillary backer. As a matter of fact the only reason I’d like to see her win is so we have Bill running around DC causing shenanigans. Nothing of consequence is going to get done in DC so it may as well be entertaining.

Same principal:

Honestly, its kinda “meh”. I’ve been to a few and they always seem to end up being sumo matches. They can’t get up enough speed to deliver a good hit. It’s good fun for the first 5 or so minutes, but the novelty wears off quickly after that.

Legally speaking, it depends on what jurisdiction your in. Some Jurisdictions have separate assault and battery statutes. Others lump them under the same statute and use the terms interchangeably.

Carefull, Fox News might call you a hate group.

This. Harleys seem to be purchased as upper-middleclass butt jewelry. Like jet skis, RV’s, and 60’s muscle cars, its “I have some disposable income and have always wanted one.”

I’ll just leave this here.

Then your 1995 Acura needs to have the cooling system repaired. My. 1995 Honda civic can run indefinitely at idle with the ac on and the temp gauge never goes up. Same with my 97 Dodge Ram, my 82 Oldsmobile Delta 88, and my 13 Dodge Journey.

Meh, 7/10 would hoon as long as I don’t have to pay for gas.

Sorry, only card carrying LGBT members would even have the desire to drive an Elentra pickup, let alone actually buy one.

Geoff. FTW.

True, but our rural government bodies don't prescribe them as punishments. They just try to cover them up after the fact.