Relevant:

Mandatory Viewing:

Not really. Every country in the world puts something on their pizza that horrifies every other country.

Four Krustys?

Oh, Behave!

With Oh Brother Where Art Thou in a close second.

…Is this what all those people meant during the election when they screamed about 'Buttery Males'?

Wow, this comment section is John Mulaney all the way down, isn't it?

It is, just be careful. It can only solve all your problems once.

"Whiskey dick's my jam."

By god as my witness, butter's broken in half!

The evil mastermind behind alternative fraps?

Hope he likes it a little dry…

Were all the Disney movies just this?

Now that I think about it, I don't see why they changed the hockey thing at all, given that's the actual sport his daughter plays… Unless they could have changed that too somehow.

All bugs are equal. Some are just more equal than others, comrade.

Yeah, fist-bump from a fellow SBFP fan.

No thanks, I'd rather hide from the world in my Foam Corner.

No, see, they'll work for EACH OTHER, and pay EACH OTHER money.