Everything old is new again for Fox's upcoming TV schedule

I use 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner.

That's a great one. My favorite is his mid-sentence interruption to point out Trump wants an anti-vaxxer to head up a vaccine safety committee.

I mean, he doesn't have the mental capacity needed for the job. Is that good enough?

Is Natalie Dormer an acceptable substitute? There's literature available on how to date her.

That's some beers. I've had some fantastic imperial stouts that are around 10%

My brother got me several cans / bottles of beer for Christmas. I've had some but not all of them yet. Thus concludes my addendum to Tales of Beers I Haven't Drunk Yet.
(Ten Fidy is good, by the way)

Had a Southern Tier 2x Oak'd IPA last night. That was tasty. The maple syrup addition cuts through the hops really well.

I guess I had enough space in the apartment I was living in previously (top floor of a ~1910 Victorian). But it would've been odd, and probably would've annoyed my downstairs neighbors. It also would've been a pain to move it in.

Greetings, program.

Phew, I'm glad you laughed. I wasn't sure if my comment was too much in poor taste.

Also, taking credit for good stuff happening that he really didn't have any influence over.

I have an audition coming up for a local community orchestra (a bittersweet occasion in and of itself, because by joining this orchestra, I have to bow out of an ensemble I've played in the past 12+ years, as rehearsals are the same night). I'll have to audition on timpani, snare, and some mallet instrument. I'm not…

Depends on which recipe you use.

Yeesh, talking in front of 150 people? That's enough to drive someone to dr- oh, wait…

Gaga's doing the Super Bowl halftime show this year, why not her?

I'm considering the idea of inviting people over for a game night. I haven't had hardly anyone over to my house since I bought it last fall. The idea of a housewarming party sounded unappealing, so I didn't bother.

The AV Club

Right, puppetry, that's what Merk had in mind…

I'm pretty sure every answer will be a kid's book unless the interviewee doesn't have kids.
That said, it's still a good question, as it tends to open a dialogue.