Intriguing but pricey. You could learn to play the guitar / drums / keyboard better, it would just set you back on getting those actual instruments. Is this where we see people buying individual instruments and banding up with friends who have the PRO varieties? Too bad these don't actually do the "real deal"…

@Bobosaurio: Durned dang new technology making me old doodads nothin' but schlock. :P

Wonder what a DS Lite will fetch as trade-in credit towards a 3DS when... ya know... that time should arise... :thinking ahead:

I think we all know the caliber of President that will be in office by that time.

@MR. FAP☆FAP! ｡◕‿◕｡: Good luck with your search for new work. Anything sounds better than a boss who treats employees like that.

@Toshi: I can never look at that picture and not shiver in fear again. THANKS. D:

@coreshair: Me. Too. ;)

"Spread this fluorescent slime onto your valuable electronic input devices!"

@MichaelPalin: At least the cannon fodder in that clone army is not nearly the waste of so many lost Fetts.

@Chewblaha: Oh, they'll be on the case all right. Just as the bats come for their children.

@ElSexo: I agree. Of course, he is a man with a lot of blood on his hands indirectly. Easter eggs are fun, but this is asking for controversy. I would personally get a kick out of it in the game, but a lot of other people wouldn't, and kicking up possible legal action is a red flag. Since it is the picture of a…

@Chewblaha: Oh man, Kotaku's been invaded by shapeshifting netherworlders who aren't Bobby Kotick.

@ElSexo: As a devout liberal... I agree. O_O

This won't anger anyone. This won't anger anyone at all!

@ACDarkKnight: Yes, and several morning shows. Nothing gets the word out like a World Series / Superbowl / season premiere of "Alf" ad.

War were declared.

It's easy to forget that a lot of the gaming public doesn't seek out gaming news and information. Of course, take out the word "gaming" from that sentence and it would still fit the bill. Once these devices are featured in a TV ad for a major sportscast / sitcom, those numbers will skyrocket.

@Mokai: To defend against one, yes, I suppose. It is rugged, remote, and isolated. But such a beautiful place is best not disturbed by zombies! D:

Looks like a return to MKII, backgrounds and all. What I dig most? Kung Lao once again getting what looks like the most baddest assest of all Fatalities. How can you not root for a guy with a razor-lined hat?!?

Sega: if you somehow manage a release of Shenmue, realize that you could charge a lot for it and there would still be people clamoring to make the purchase. But you shouldn't charge a lot! -__-