Pay 99 cents for games all the time on my iPod Touch. And before we get into the semantics of those not being true games, I'll just name one that stands out: Ninjatown: Trees of Doom. Totally worth a buck for a game where you climb a tree as a cute li'll ninja who hops on a mustache to take a shortcut. That's right:…

@xfelixmorganx: Oh yes, I agree. Hell, today I traded in a crazy amount of games to GameStop, enough to make me feel guilty having done so, merely because I could get immediate money.

@MegaMetaTurtle: When AFX Bear stares, mrpibb Bear blinks. ;)

@CommodoreRake: That's okay, and it is the point at the heart of this: not everyone is a gamer to the point of knowing the systems, what games are on what platforms, etc. It's hard to hold a musician whose life is devoted exponentially more to music than to games accountable for their gaming system preferences. Of…

@Jouen: And you know this because you inhabit his body and mind, ey? o_o You can never know what is going on inside of other people, but he has spoken from time to time about having a diagnosed disorder. People don't always believe I have a disorder, but I do. Is there any way to prove that what goes on in my head is…

Killer Monkey Brain Robot Army confirmed. Coming to a rogue nation near you!

Ya know what would work even better than a movie? A 15- or 30-minute cartoon series. With plenty of gory slapstick hijincks, like characters all dieing at the end and mysteriously reappearing next episode as though nothing had happened.

@Belabras: That they are. Goozex is an incredible deal if you don't mind mailing stuff out and perhaps having to wait for what you ask for. Otherwise it is quite a beautiful specimen of gamers sharing kindly.

@AchromaticMagus Loves Wotter: Was at GameStop today, it is happening, website must just be behind.

@getlefty: Having been to a GameStop not an hour ago, I can confirm for you this deal is indeed in action.

Poor Mario, fooled the entire time about his reality being nothing but a work of fiction. The news was too much, it blew his fragile mind. Toad and Peach must have known what would result should they give away the taboo secret that all existence for Mario was conceived to do nothing but repeatedly rescue them and race…

@Nexus6: I'd like to add Mouse on Mars, Autechre, uZiq, and Orbital to this electronic music game that will never happen.

@MizukiTHPS: You can dance to IDM. I dance to IDM. ^____^ Haphazardly, but it happens.

@Eviltim: They must be eating some psychotropic indigenous plant, because they smile themselves right through the Slime Holocaust that follows every new DQ release.

@archronos: Mario prefers his lowest-tier enemies frowning and snaggle-toothed, I guess.

@Grocerystorecan: Yep, you're right. To be honest, haven't played a DQ game in 6 years. But I like Slimes, because they Smile whilst attacking.

@Tomnuki: Blam! It is da powa... of-a da star! It also let's me microwave popcorn... WITH MY MIND. O_O

@hagane_no: Except they are musicians. Musicians, performance and production varieties, prefer Macs for stability purposes. Maybe they play their games on a Mac? Not everyone wants to have both a Mac and PC, especially when you're traveling a lot on the road.

@KnivesMcBride: You're right, that's going to take a lot of hugging Slimes to death to pay off. Eh, they're too hard not to hug, and too weak not to kill by doing so. :o

That looks like the most impractical accessory in awhile. And yet it looks hard to resist not wanting one. Who can turn away that smile?