“... what the President is doing to this country” not “... what the President is doing for this country”.

To be fair the circles are in red and hard to see at a glance. *shrug*

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.

“The Pentagon had no idea that Trump was going to drop a blanket ban on transgender people serving in the military on Wednesday morning.”

No. The Switch Pro is worth every cent. If the Elite didn’t exist it would be the best first-party controller of all time.

Of course she’s not dead.

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

He’s 5' 7". It’s possibly the only place he’s considered big.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

okay but can a white lady in yoga pants please call me an ambulance because I think I just had a heart attack while gazing into that farmer’s eyes.

The special effects in general are such an amazing throwback to Eraserhead era-Lynch that I’m surprised he was able to get away with them today. It really backs up how much more creative control he has with this on Showtime vs. ABC. No way you would have seen this stuff in a season 3 on network television.

Uh, creepy Natalie Portman from Léon: The Professional is creepy.

Welp, I must be sexist too. Because every time Kellyanne opens her pie hole, I get a good look at my cerebral cortex.

*gasp* An intelligent young man with a white mother and a black father grappled with his racial identity as he moved out into the world during his years in higher education, much of it in a very privileged white environment?

SHOCKED. JUST SHOCKED.

I would laugh loud if Tingle armor provides OP buffs.

I’m so proud that i got to introduce it to my husband last night. I was streaming tweets and photos to the Apple TV so we could both relish in what happened.

And don’t usually come with a whole extra mode, the way this comes with a whole revamped Battle and 8 arenas. (Or the other way to say it: I’d pay at least $10 for this battle mode.)

I just wanted to say that Rose Gold Peach is an abomination who should be melted down to make something less terrifying.

Hey man, don't disparage Dr. Youabian. I've been in contact with him through email recently. Apparently there's a large sum of money sitting in customs right now, and as soon as I pay the inspection fees, he's going to bring me 14 million dollars.