"loud-talked".

Is it just me, or does it seem as if James David Manning, Pastor is maybe protesting a bit too much? *raises eyebrow suspiciously*

Yes, but I doubt neither you nor I could, flawlessly, even if we weren't wrapped in a burlap sack. Unless, of course, you're secretly an Olympian. Or, you know, Chuck Norris.

Is it possible that she was being clumsy and unable to do stuff because she had a PAPER BAG OVER HER HEAD?