My bet's on Amazon poaching him for LotR.

For a network to commit to a 100+ million dollar investment for a single season series, one would have to think every consideration and assessment must be made.

Cogman was shown the (moon)door.

I just try to stay humble and remember that I used to really like Korn, so I shouldn’t confuse my own nostalgia for what I liked in my youth with the idea that those things are better than what is happening today.

Listen, I like Wu-Tang and all, but you’re remembering them through rose-colored glasses. As a group, they peaked on the first album. Forever was good but had a lot of filler. All the albums since then have been ok at best to just bad. You can only get so much mileage out of formula consisting of kung fu samples and…

Probably never.

Yeah, he did a good job sounding like his dad. 

I miss rap groups. When are those gonna come back in style? 

I caught their tour last year and was not surprised one bit to see that they were still 100% on point. I was a little surprised how well YDB did tho. Considering his job is literally to imitate the inimitable, he kind of kicks ass.

Fine, be immortal at brunch.

“What’s your code for the door?”

“Release your claws you ungrateful bastards!”

“Did I mention I roast people with dragons?”

OK, but just don’t spill any water on me or I’ll blow a fuse. 

I am a real human just like you and I have many thoughts on things. Join me, fellow humans, as I express these thoughts in verbal form. 

How to steal your friends IP!  w/ Mark Zuckerberg

Yeah I get the feeling A.A. has a framed rejected movie script he submitted to studios while in college, hanging above his work desk, and he looks at it with clenched fists and a quivering eye, just before he composes each review.

Remembering that Dowd gave Infinity War a B- and that he wears the undisputed crown of movie critic wet blanket (and I like him tbh), this definitely will be an A- movie then.

I just watched this movie last night for the first time— as I prep for Endgame this weekend— and you know a movie’s quality is good when it can be this goofy and instead of an eye-roll, you giggle like an 8 year-old and are thoroughly entertained.

There are many terrible ways to be sick or die, but knowing that you’re losing your mind or memory, has to be a special kind of hell.