When it comes to trade, President Trump has us playing Chutes and Ladders, while every other country in the world is playing three-dimensional chess.

you still get volvos... but wont be exporting them to china...

And the demand in the US for S60s is...[chirp]

....... sick of winning yet?

The whole thing was a JOKE, Bob

That turned out way better than I was expecting.  You should make more powerpoints, you have a knack for them.

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face!” sobbed man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Party.

Why should it change the way people vote? We are the land of “Cut off your nose to spite your face.”

I think we collectively need to adress this for what it is.

This is nothing more than barter for discounted oil. Shit, if I were China, India, or some other export oriented country with goods to spare, I would buy discounted Iranian oil by the tankers and keep this shit on the down low, too.

I’m okay with this, I find our current stance on Iran to be dumb anyway. We’re only against them because a bunch of old GOP talking heads pinned their egos on hating Iran and can’t admit they were wrong. That and Saudi Arabia and Israel hate them, so they demand we do too. Iran’s biggest crime is wanting to set its…

I wish the Iranians every success.

USSR so good with puns 

I think that pedestrian was just glad to get Audi the way in time.

The bus driver must have been Russian to get home.

They misspelled the “accusers” name twice in that document! The “accusation” says that Mueller introduced himself by his full name to the “victim” then later says that she only learned his name when she saw him on TV. Plus it’s e-signed and not notarized so it isn’t even a statement under oath. I love everything about…

Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…

It’s a goddamn spaceship and it’s fucking magnificent.

The McLaren tech center in Woking is as close to automotive nirvana as I’ve ever been.