Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

counterpoint: chipotle sucks

I haz the dumb.

The elections in 2008 and 2012 mean fuck all when the House of Delegates is elected in off and off off year elections that those voters don’t turn out for. The Virginia House is possibly the most garbage gerrymandered map in the country, but it got that way because not enough people vote.

Huh... I didn’t realize 30% of black people undergo spontaneous slavery.

Morgan Freeman.

Please, like anyone that has ever been in a Waffle House wasn’t already blacked out.

See you act disgusted, I for one was pleased to read that Waffle Hut employees occasionally bathe.

I found this other photo of the employees:

Do you think that maybe millions of women buy erotica in which a desirable man takes the protagonist by force (rapes) and she likes it, because maybe a lot of women fantasize about being taken by force by a desirable man. Is it really so confounding to you that some women would actually enjoy the experience in real…

But if I had you would not have been able to call a complete stranger names. Or rather you would have just trolled someone else so at least I saved someone else that.

So you think that she revised her non-consensual encounter to “great”? I supposed Stockholm syndrome is still a pretty normal response for survivors.

You put “Our relationship ended” as the last sentence in that story for a reason: to imply that you ended it because of her supposedly backwards view on her own rape. Don’t backtrack now just because a lot of people are calling you a narcissistic jackass.

...wagina?

Welllll, i strongly prefer the term female for myself, over any terms with serious social implications like woman. Female is a biological descriptor. Woman has all sorts of other expectations attached to it, in my mind, like children and adulthood and responsibility.

woman? But my SO gets all huffy when I address her that way.

Seems like a dumb thing to let get under your skin, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

I remember when Robert Palmer did this same thing to promote diversity in his band.

If the auto industry only produced what people needed, there’d be less than a dozen models of vehicles to choose from.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.