I am happy for Caitlyn Jenner and I hope she has a long and joyful life. As a news item, she ranks somewhere between Justin Bieber and toilet rats. I have had enough of her for three lifetimes.

Next up, an examination of "Where the white women at?"

I don’t think it is possible to remake Road House as a better movie. It’s perfect the way it is - amazing, cheesy, corny, awesome, pure 80’s schtick. Next they’re gonna probably try to remake They Live. I feel like Hollywood has spent the last decade just checking off awesome 80’s movies for shit remakes.

Roadhouser? Roadhouse II: Electric Boogaloo?

Finally, something to make us appreciate Patrick Swayze’s acting.

Is lying about your real name rape? Or just about your gender?

This woman is currently on trial, accused of crimes. The CDC is not using the criminal definition of rape, and their bullet points are completely irrelevant. (Also, the CDC has no authority in Europe. This should be obvious to you.)

Really? So if I tell a woman I’m a billionaire and have sex with her, that’s rape? And if a woman lies about her age and I have sex with her, I can get her sent to prison for 20 years? Interesting.

Having an alternate point of view isn’t the same as trolling. Sorry cholly.

There was no Kye. Kye never existed. Kye was an internet profile, nothing more and nothing less. If the idiot had OPENED HER EYES before having a dildo shoved up her pleasure nest she might have realized that.

Ad Hominem remarks are the refuge for a person without an argument.

She never even SAW the person she had agreed to have sex until after the act. There WAS no person, only an internet profile. That was it. Getting to know someone online means NOTHING. You actually have to have a first date where you SEE the person at least. As someone who met my wife online, I do know something about…

I know the difference but I’m tossing out a hypothetical to show how silly this is. We’re cutting hairs when we say, “oh, a transgender person is different because the straight person shouldn’t care. The transgender person is just, you know, “a woman.” No, it really does matter to some people.

It’s deception, plain and simple. A surgically created vagina is different from a real vagina, regardless of what a doctor will tell you. If the transgender person puts her fake clit in my mouth, can I claim I was violated by a foreign object?

I feel like the show Catfish is doing good work educating people to insure stuff like this doesn’t happen.

When I took my blindfold off, my boyfriend was a dolphin and now I’m giving birth in the sea.

New plan. Pass a law that presumes rape in any case where a written contract isn’t signed by both parties, which covers all acts and details involved. I see no reasonable alternative. People suck.

I am absolutely loving the “who’s transphobic who’s victim-blaming” game here.

What brand of prosthetic penis tho.

“I Am...Cait Kye”.