Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

People who eat Chipotle thinking that it's real Mexican food deserve whatever horrible things that result. There are so many small Mexican restaurants/fast food places that serve much better food.

We have a chain here called Ocho which is basically Chipotle if Chipotle was good. I'll stick with Ocho.

Well it's probably cheaper than a juice cleanse and more potent, so more power to you!

Chipotle tastes like lukewarm high school cafeteria food.