I gave it up about 15 years ago, but I imagine that it would be pretty easy to slip back in.

PS-I' probably started watching in 1982 while at my babysitters. I was supposed to be napping during her stories, but that didn't always happen. I've been a soap watcher ever since.

If you want that wonderful stench of pee you need only to ride the elevators/take the stairs in either 4th St. Smart Park downtown. I worked in the mall for a long time, and it was always such a pleasant way to end the day.

Okay, so I'm totally late to this party (thanks job interview!). Anyhoo, you get one not-too-gross public spectacle and two gross roommate stories for the price of one!

Not-Too-Gross: My Jr. High softball coach always took the team to Adventureland for an end of the season trip. My friends and I would always ride the…

Former server here. I remember reading an interview years ago with the GM of the Four Seasons in LA who said that it's always best to go to the manager when service is poor-either right then and there or via email/phone call soon after. Often times, a shitty tip will do nothing but bolster the idea that you, the…

Seriously. Who keeps voting for margaritas? What is their appeal?

I know! Champagne—cheap or expensive—gives me a headache 10 minutes after I drink.

He's a bitchin' cook and he cleans the toilet.

Seriously! Why y'all voting for sangria over a keg of Pete's Strawberry Blonde? What kind of keggers did you go to? Iowa City had awesome parties, some of which I threw!

I voted for it! I also voted for rubbing alcohol, so there's that. :/

...and number 2...

Here's my number 1 oddball gif. Enjoy!

First of all, awesome user name! Hooray for math! As for learning a second language, I'll agree with msrossett—if you want it, and you work for it, it'll happen. Oh, and practice!

I laughed, too. Don't feel too bad.

Oh, I laughed when he gave this to me, but then we had a conversation about how exactly the shart would go back up and in. Sadly, we left that unresolved.

This just felt like the appropriate conversation to share this masterful piece of art.

Last year one of my seventh graders had the terrible habit of using the r-word anytime he was asked to do anything in class. He came up with, in my juvenile opinion, the best comeback—resharted. When I asked him with my serious teacher voice how exactly that would work, he drew me a picture. Behold:

How about "fuck, marry, kill, have a drink with" to include Bill into the mix?

I'm going to second everything that everyone else has said in this thread. Mr. MRob and I started dating in 1998 when I was 20 and he was 21 and have been married since 2004. There are definitely times when I tune him out when he starts rambling about his ham radio. There are definitely times when I get tired of…

To be fair, I usually just mumble the lyrics because I never remember them. Maybe I should make it my resolution to actually learn the lyrics just like I resolve to floss more every year.

I guess I've always thought of it as a question - should old acquaintances be forgot? Should we never think of past loves? No, that's why we reflect on the year. Hmm, now I'm going to have to go look at the lyrics.