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“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

Not only three ties, but the man was [whatever was the winning play in whatever was Cincy’s luckiest win in the last 16 years, I don’t give a shit] from being exactly .500 after two hundred and sixty-three games!

Who holds the NFL (Super Bowl era) record for ties? Because 3 feels like a lot of ties for one head coach.

I feel some sympathy, mostly because he was DC on the greatest defense in league history and a big part of the Ravens first Super Bowl victory.  But I think he gets unfairly shit on by a lot of people because he was around long enough for a whole generation to forget the Bungles label and how absurdly bad the team was…

Now look, I don’t mean to mock this movie too much; it’s a tear-jerker, sad ending...but good god, what kind of a mortician doesn’t cover up the bee bites?

“This is the game where Ryan Leaf finally delivers on the potential that the Chargers drafted him for!”

“Look. You just don’t bet against a team with Joe Montana at QB. You just don’t.”

Jeez, he really hates the Rockets

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

So a player that plays 4 seasons with the Seahawks and Saints but let’s show a 5 year Patriots photo because it’s Deadspin. 

Wow, CTE has gotten really aggressive this season.

The league doesn’t care about this stuff and doesn’t really understand why anybody would care about anything other than football games, but they are aware enough to understand that people do care even if they don’t know why. The NFL wants to put forth just enough effort and mete out just enough discipline to make…

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

And the play before the first Luck interception was a 74 yard TD to Carroo, so 5 consecutive plays.

Colts got the ball to start the 2nd half, so you could argue that possession changed on 4 consecutive plays.

Njoku’s on you, Bengals.

5 grand buys about a picosecond’s worth of ad time on an MLB broadcast.  It’s hilarious how much bad press it buys MLB.