No big deal -- Gruden’s contract is up pretty soon, right?

Fun fact: Changing it to rhyme with “Heisman” reverted it back to its proper German pronunciation.

This is a periodic reminder that Joe Theismann changed the pronounciation of his last name to rhyme with Heisman. His family pronounced it like “Theeseman”.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

If you’re not drinking beer and farting, are you even playing darts?

And I think we all remember how that went.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

Pretty sure the entire world screencapped this for her if she didn’t do it for herself. That’s kinda what happens when your ex decides to let his inner monologue spew forth for the entire universe to hear.

Not technically a sequel, but come on . . .

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

In another remarkable parallel to Farley and his commentary on the human condition, it appears that Smith will soon be living in a van down by the river.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

tough, but fair

This isn’t even that cynical (sadly)... this is probably just true. Ugh.

Anyone reading this probably grey comment, get out and vote if you haven’t yet!

A former Under Armour VP called the company “culturally anemic.”

Under Armour exec team after hearing the announcement:

Sign Kaep off the street and give him 6 days to study the playbook, and even without any conditioning he’s better than this, right? I know the guy wasn’t the best QB in the league, but he’s gotta be a superior option without doing one thing to actually prepare.

I wish this had a long, very academic explanation how someone who should not be an NFL QB somehow ends up as an NFL QB.

Very unselfish with regards to who gets theirs. 

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?