Did you know that when it snows,

Obviously yellow.

The Off-White Zone!

What are they going to do when it snows?

Assuming they aren’t already suspended. 

“Arm the head coaches.”  -Betsy DeVos

If your brother doesn’t tell that story at least once a day, he’s leaving money on the table. 

One time in HS a girl asked to borrow a pencil so I threw it to her and it bounced, eraser end down, on her desk then up directly into her eyeball.

One time my brother threw a quarter 20 feet into the toll tray for the car in front of him because the guy was short 25 cents.

Finally, they’ve made a visual representation of what having a Charlie-horse feels like. 

The hat is the true hero, here. It pops off on impact, lending a cartoon quality to the entire thing that is just perfect.

His nod toward the announcers at the end, giving himself a big ol' "Well done!" is a nice touch. 

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

He was recording it so his trainer could give him feedback, and actually it was his trainer who shared the video.

agreed. he wasn’t grunting. he reset his stance each time, and he was filming himself to work to continue to improve his form with his coach. nothing wrong here, other than doing this lift in a gym that doesn’t really support deadlifts.

Sorry, bro.

You have some issues to work out.

To be fair, the oral advice was “Put out any lit cigarettes you may be smoking and start giving more fucks”. 

In her defense, I’d leave him as well after the stunt he pulled...

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling.