[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

**crickets**

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

Not surprising at all. Colbert has a better than average voice, and before being the Insidious guy, Patrick Wilson was a leading man on Broadway (The Full Monty, Oklahoma, and The Phantom of the Opera movie). He’s a classically trained. I’m always more surprised that he successfully made the jump into films...I kinda…

Universal access to mental health care? Don’t be silly...we just need to hire a trained officer with a car of their own to prevent these senseless acts from occurring. In fact, if everyone was allowed cars on this baseball field this could have been prevented.

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

Shaq warned us however that taking 2 Advils every four hours is bad for your kidneys, you should just take one every two hours instead.

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

This is the most stars I’ve seen on any Gizmodo/Gawker/whatever comment in a long, long time. And each one is well deserved.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

In Soviet America, Middle East pulls out of US!

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

It sounds like a human saying “Laurel,” or a gremlin saying “Yanny.”

I heard “Yanny” at first, and then it switched to “Laurel,” and then I could make it switch back and forth if I concentrated, and now I mostly just hear “Laurel.” Weird.

This, but the opposite

This comment is literally the same thing this article is making fun of.

Exactly. This is a great argument against ever hiring anyone but a white male to do anything.

Nobody should ever tweet.

First, the women want to coach. Next thing you know, blacks will want police to stop killing them. WHERE DOES IT END, SHEEPLE.