I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

When in Philly, Shaq always fills up at this establishment:

That’s quite clearly Joel Embiid

Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

“We had literally heard them all, we could recite them before he even started to say them...”

He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.

SHIT THAT SUCKS, RANKED

That’s the purposeful gait of a Schiano Man right there.

They’re REALLY pissed at him for kneeling. I guess if the NFL won’t refuse to hire him, then some cops are going to come after him themselves.

TBH though, being able to open locked doors would be a pretty cool talent.

“... according to Acevedo, when a police officer confronted Bennett, he told them ‘Fuck you,’ and ‘You all must know who I am, and I could own this motherfucker. I’m going on the field whether you like it or not.’ The officer then walked away from Bennett.”

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

LEAVE HUGFART ALONE!

Yes, hugfart, I’m the one who’s easily offended.

Buffalo’s a hell of a drug, man.

I look forward to his apology press conference.

And that’s why you need to up your sock game!

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.