It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

The arrogance of players thanking God for a win usually bothers the hell outta me, but in this case, let’s just face it.

Completely agree. He certainly meant to go behind his back, but I doubt he realized exactly where Thompson was and just kinda lucked into this. You have to give him credit for just going with it though.

awwww that made me sad

This is one of those plays where it’s clearly an accident but also only LeBron could actually make the accident happen. Does that make sense? I feel dizzy and incoherent. That play may’ve given me the vapors.

Some of us choose not to do stuff like that in order to show some damn respect.

Proving, once and for all, Tristan Thompson is invisible.

Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

Interestingly, saying “Tom Brady’s son’s kiss” takes about 1 Tom Brady Son’s Kiss to say.

I’m not even sure why we measure time in seconds anymore. A base unit of Tom Brady Son Kisses is way more logical.

Lol! A 2 second Google search shows us:

This is disgusting. Hasn’t poor Jane Doe been victimized enough?

Gonna be pedantic, because I just can’t help it, and because shit like this tickles me. That wasn’t just “someone” Buzz took the mic from; that’s Mike Sparrer, the VT public address announcer. We went to Tech together, and he’s a friend of mine. I love being able to say “hey, I know that guy!”

“If you guys can’t behave, I’m going to pull this arena over right now and...”

So he’ll be Pop’s Secretary of Education, right?

Tiger in his prime would have called it, and would have taken its head clean off, then run off with the girl from hospitality with the biggest tits.

Or was found in Sacramento, a week later.

The only thing that would have made this funnier would be if she skied off into the woods, never to be seen or heard from again.

Frankly, I don’t see how more people don’t make a “wrong turn” at the first course marker they see and head right back to the locker room after it hits them that they’ll be skiing for 30 kilometers without stopping.

Now this son of a bitch is part of a witch hunt!