Things that are fun when gone wild:

Toucher & Rich?

Yeah, he should have his own sports column.

“Were you disappointed that this was not, in fact, Platform 9 3/4?”

“Yeah, I ran into a pole at high speed and bounced my head off a train, but it’s probably not me in the video. I mean, how many Eagles fans does that eliminate, really?”

I look forward to more, ahem, posts like this

I gotta say, good for him to taking it in stride.

Nice guy. He seems like a real pillar of the community.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

“Trashy” is the word that comes to mind.

I bet his favourite Martin Scorsese film is “Goodfellows.”

That same member later clarified that, “ACTUALLY, the creature was Frankenstein’s MONSTER.”

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Shoulda worked on his running game.

What a dummy. That keeper should have been willing to close on the three pointer and not worry about the single in net.

It helped that the backboard was actually a portrait of George W. Bush.

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

Pshh!!

[To daughter, pointing at drugs] “You can’t touch this!”