when i was in high school, i once touched the rim.

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

That guy in black could’ve used some over armor.

“We’ve got kids over here!”

The U is.... AGGHHHHHH MY BACK!

“It would be like saying what I actually said”

It looks like they were going to start striking the set before the cameras even stopped rolling.

Which Mike will have a better post-Mike & Mike career? I think Mike.

The Punchback of Notre Dame

Orange Shirt couldn’t break wind after a chili cook off.

But did you see green shirt’s double knockdown at 0:12?

I want grey and blue on my team in a fight.

To be fair, they don’t call them the Notre Dame Non-Hostile Irish

I gotta say, this was a nice little fight. The only guy that jumps in who wasn’t initially involved (green shirt holding cup) gets popped and put in his place. The only guy throwing a running cheap shot (orange shirt, long hair) gets sent to Jesus, and it would appear everyone else received an equal amount of blows…

Stereotypes are a real time saver.

Talk about a lack of respect. In my day we didn’t just get semis for the military.

Pre-silhouette:

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.