+1 on the probable jackhammering. Probably some hands in bad places (throat) and/or forced BJ action. Porn, as fun as it can be, is no damn substitute for a real sex education. And a real education isn't complete until a partner bruises your ego real good.

The rimshot gag is THE best running gag this season. The first few times it happened, I almost missed it. Now, I have to agree. Tears, every time.

Anthony Hopkins with bad rabbit buck teeth, Matthew Broderick doing his neurotic Everyman thing that I usually love, but it just didn't fire for me that time. Dana Carley's role was his absolute worst. I didn't walk out, but I should have.

The Road to Wellville is the worst movie I ever paid to see. Gross, condescending, and horrible performances all around. Hard to believe it was a true story.

What I would give to hear The Mole's take on him.

I always thought that someone told them "Boys, you got to sell more records."

I saw them do "Ramble On" opening for Ben Folds Five on the Reinhold Messner tour. They frigging NAILED it.

God, Soul Coughing. Was working in a record store when "Ruby Vroom" came out…a co-worker and I stayed after closing to listen to the demo. Blew my 21 year old mind. Love that band.

No Anderson .Paak?
Damn.
I thought Solange's album was top notch, but Anderson really nailed it with 'Malibu'.
Or at least I thought so…

"(Human beings are) bastard covered bastards with bastard filling."- Cox

I'm probably in the minority, but I played "Hesitation Marks" to death the year it came out. Too happy? Compared to the mid-nineties, yeah, I guess…but I think "Copy of a" is as angst-ridden as ever.

Sense. Made.

Make it Wit Chu- QOTSA, or The Desert Sessions.

Dogs of Lust is HOT AS BALLS.

Oooo!

Mike Mesaros- Criminally underrated bassist.