I felt bad for not doing everything right to begin with, I started second guessing myself and overthinking everything and beating myself up for not being a perfect lover, and pretty soon sexy time became sad awkward time.

Michelle Obama may be the best FLOTUS ever.

i kept thinking, why does he need to kill all of those creatures. surely, they are not being eaten.

Or maybe she’s a comedian doing a bit during an interview. That seems like the simplest answer.

Now I want venison...thanks.

i mean, her personal views seem to blow with the wind but mostly boil down to “whatever enriches me/daddy.” she says she’s pro-paid leave, but her “plan” was skimpy, would mostly help wealthier women, and did nothing for fathers. Also, her own company had no maternity leave, and when an employee needed it and made…

Yeah, he is amazing as Frank but I definitely feel that Fiona is the “main” character of the show.

“How is Drax not green? Seems pretty obviously green to me.”

That’s just Aqua-Net. Must be extra sensitive (and necessary) in humid South Florida.

I also feel like the saviours are the borg. You will be assimilated or be killed. You serve the collective and are disposable. There is no other depth or purpose there.

Yaaaaay! This is my favorite thing Jezebel does all year. In case anyone else is like me and can’t get enough of these stories, I posted these links before, and am reposting for posterity:

Prince of Darkness?.. In no way is that remotely scary.

Titanic Goes to Hell: The Final Sailing would be one heck of an Asylum joint.

That’s an awful lot of friends.

Right? Kind of like how the readers never actually “meet” Hermione’s parents.

I first heard of the video earlier today and just watched it five seconds ago. I was expecting something cute or funny...and to me, this was more like the type of thing that only seems funny if you’re friends the people involved, but not to anyone else. And I see there are posts from other people not understanding why…

Premortem embalming.

Ahh yes, and that must be why more indigenious tribes and cultures like for example the Tarahumaras or the bushmen of the Kalahari can run distances of 100+ miles easily. Tell your bro-friend he is an idiot regarding the field of evolution.

It’s Munsch.