Listen, I can't stand the Duggars as much as the next person, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that they've been preaching backwards women-should-be-barefoot-and-pregnant bullshit for years, but nobody thinks they should get cancelled until they delete some pics from their Facebook?

...Ew, Ken. Ew.

Wow, my palms sweated and I my heart was pounding when Ripley was undressing...wait, what were we talking about?

I have AMEX & Discover, if I don't see a sign I always ask everywhere I go if they accept the cards. The last thing I want to happen is to rack up a huge bill and not be able to pay. That is my worst nightmare.

Okay, I've got some bizarre eating habits, although none involve any extra work on the part of my servers nor cooks. (There are many foods, most notably hamburgers, that I need to pick apart and eat every ingredient separately.) And I do love sauces and I love dipping many a food in a sauce or two, although never more…

While in Lubbock, my dad wanted to go to this place with lots of wild prairie dogs and I went with him. There were a shitload of them, and they all just stand and stare at you.

Eh, when I was in my early 20's I started dating a guy I met at a gay bar I used to hang out at (I'm a chick & that's where the best New Wave was). When I told my parents his name my dad gave me a look, repeated the name & said "Yeaaah, he's your cousin." And yes, he did turn out to be gay.

Tennessee, amirite!?

Where did you find that glorious article of clothing?!!!!!!

Yeah but Isha when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

HAHAHA....this article just made me laugh my ass off. Thank you Callie. I needed this!

HAHAHA - c'mon, you've met me in person. You know I'm a big ol' mushball. The manager offered to comp our meal, but we said that it wasn't necessary and that it didn't make sense for us not to pay the restaurant because one of their servers was a drug dealer.

A husband prefers a wife who will wipe his bottom after a bowel movement; the caressing touch of his wife is more appealing than his own gruff hands, made hard from a day toiling in the fields. A man looks to his wife to be his comfort and caregiver in any and all situations, even the most intimate; as such she…

You've got a troll on your hands!!!!! ;) It's amazing how fast they rear their ugly heads.

"If I compliment someone but it's perceived as an insult, then it's an insult."