Where did you find that glorious article of clothing?!!!!!!

Yeah but Isha when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

HAHAHA....this article just made me laugh my ass off. Thank you Callie. I needed this!

HAHAHA - c'mon, you've met me in person. You know I'm a big ol' mushball. The manager offered to comp our meal, but we said that it wasn't necessary and that it didn't make sense for us not to pay the restaurant because one of their servers was a drug dealer.

A husband prefers a wife who will wipe his bottom after a bowel movement; the caressing touch of his wife is more appealing than his own gruff hands, made hard from a day toiling in the fields. A man looks to his wife to be his comfort and caregiver in any and all situations, even the most intimate; as such she…

You've got a troll on your hands!!!!! ;) It's amazing how fast they rear their ugly heads.

"If I compliment someone but it's perceived as an insult, then it's an insult."