Her chocolate fixation is bordering on Maggie's Beth-nesia but yeah she's a good character.

Season 2 was a snail's pace though.

I gave it a B+ and that was mostly about the flaws and not so much my enjoyment. I really was drawn in by it. Maybe A- is better, but it still had clear flaws. It's an entertainment vs quality thing.

They made a point that they were out of bullets, so Noah was out of luck, but I did think the same thing for Aiden for sure.

I got scared for a moment during him in the bathroom washing his face and staring into the mirror. That looked like some pre-"Im gonna shave my facial hair" face washing, and had he done that he would have lost most of his power.

Gabriel: "Listen to me everybody! I'm not crazy!"
Church Lady: "Hey, who tore up my bible?"
Gabriel: "Uhh… god did?"

I'll give you longstanding, but you are going to have to spin again if you want to get "more interesting".

If there wasn't a zombie apocalypse going on and Rick and the gang were still behaving the same, then yeah, they'd probably be evil. In Alexandria many people are acting like the apocalypse isn't really going on, they are in denial and he wants to join that denial. And in the context of that denial Rick and the gang…

I said the same thing above without even reading your post.

I more joke about it because it's an old horror trope, not that it's actually a reflection on anything meaningful about race.

When Rick is feeding Gaberial to the zombies will he ask:
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

Or literally nothing for like 10 episodes straight?

The pasta makers were the first things yuppies went for during the post-apocalyptic looting. There are entire yuppie societies built on the pasta-makers-as-currency model.

I still think his old baseball cap granted him magic powers.

Seems to imply they could have quickly swung the door open for the other guy then shut right away, it was Noah/Glenn's lack of preparation that messed that plan up. Or maybe it was Noah's last act of greatness to intentionally press himself up against the glass so the door didn't open any more.

The boy said the power was off "in his house" meaning it wasn't a city wide problem. The old guy also seemed to imply the same thing.

"So your wife died, huh?"
"Yep, my son had to shoot her in the head before she turned into a zombie…
so you had some trouble with your owl sculpture? That must be rough"

The whole show is a dream Rick is having in his hospital bed. It'll end with him waking up and all his friends and family are there and they all hug, cut to black.

Beth died because otherwise she would have just stole scissors and that would've been weird.

Did TWD turn into a New Yorker cartoon?