I totally misread that as a Batman game with Damon Wayans...

“Ka’Deem Carey has been fined $6,076 for a uniform violation.”

“I don’t C any issues here.”

Carey did not miss a play but the decal has been placed in the NFL concussion protocol.

“This is great since you can’t spell ‘concussion’ without C.” - Roger Goodell

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

I mean I don’t really care; I’m being facetious as it relates to this story. The only reason I hope he’s not gay is so it gives more straight guys license to be into fashion, dancing, and genuinely more “feminine” while also being one of the best football players on the planet. This dudes breaking down toxic…

I miss Gawker already. Thanks, Ashley.

It helps that a large percentage of Eastern European women are naturally stunning. It’s the high cheek bones.

Do you also wear sweatpants to work because they are efficient at sheltering you from the elements and provide maximum comfort?

Do you also wear sweatpants to work because they are efficient at sheltering you from the elements and provide…

“All entries should be under $100".

“All entries should be under $100".

Eh, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of murders in Rio aren't included in that stat.

Lol you could do this with almost any fucking American city.

Steven Adams is a delight

Anyone who watched last night knows this, but I think it’s fairly significant to note that there were 40+ MPH winds during this competition.

Turn Down For What!

Thats why I always brought 40's of OE to the party.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

What a coincidence! It just so happens that there’s virtually always something objectionable about the voices of women who speak up in public. I’m sure it has nothing to do with internalized sexism. Just like how women are criticized for every vocal trait imaginable—saying “like” too much, upspeak, vocal fry—while men…