Or:

Just ‘cause:

In a show of solidarity with everyone in North Carolina who is unsure which bathroom they are legally allowed to use, Governor Pat McCrory just shit his pants.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

Sea Boar is not nearly as powerful as Microphone Wind.

When asked about the incident Green responded, “That shit was weeks ago!”

How Jim Tomsula didn’t make this list is a goddamn travesty.

A better choice in every conceivable way, also available at your local corner store:

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

The day I'll root for the Red Sox will be the day Deadspin hires Bill Simmons.

This is bad kinja.

Fahk no.

The world actually caters to the .1% who have 90% of all the wealth.

It’s not Sanders’ nor his followers fault if the chosen Democratic Party candidate only appeals to rank and file Democratic Party members. He isn’t running as a third party candidate in the general election thus there is no comparison between him and Nader or Perot. The closest corollary would be Clinton herself in…

Total popular vote in the Democratic primary:

By KATHARINE Q. SEELYEMAY 24, 2008

Wow I can’t believe that two New York-based, private-college-educated bloggers are assigning blame for Hillary losing 6 months before the election

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.