Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. And then the murders began.

St. Anger is the nadir of Metallica, and that seems pretty universally agreed upon. It was the clear point in my life where I actively stopped listening to their new stuff.

Well, to quote Patrick Star…nonsense! *pumps air into paint balloon*

Memento. Next question.

Moss is definitely up, I think whoever wrote this article just forgot to include her.

Is it just me, or does anyone else really, really wish the episode had just ended on the flash-forward to GLOW instead of cutting back to the catfight back in the present time? I dunno, I think that if they had a hard cut to end, it would have been the most amazing and satisfying piece of foreshadowing.

I mean, it's really not that hard, you can tell by the pixels.

Scott and Ramona in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

The man looks like an ugly Ron Weasley muppet in that picture.

Y'ever see that movie The Counselor? Well, there's this one scene with Cameron Diaz…

I'M NOT SO BANKSY!

Joe was also quite good. He's one of the few directors that have mined legitimately great performances from Nicolas Cage as of late.

Does…does that mean Trevorrow is gonna take out Kathleen with a pipe bomb?

That's great, but what's the current word on PWR BTTM?

Mr. Gambini, did you just say "yout?"

Ugh, FINE, I'll try Season 4 again…sheesh!

"I'M BUSY!! Stupid dick!!"

I agree with both of those sentiments.

You had me at Nicolas Cage. Jóhann Jóhannsson is a cherry on top.

C'mon, let the jokesters prance around a bit.