Like JK Simmons in Whiplash - career character actors who do recognizably fine, solid work throughout their careers and then get a well-deserved breatkthrough role that finally pushes them through being just "that one guy in all those movies." Always happy to see that happen.

Star Wars. Absolutely, Star Wars.

*HBO's CEO of Tits casually slides business card across the table*

I've always wanted to edit together something like this, but make the world's longest cinematic run-on sentence.

Beach Bowl Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy!

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY CALL IT A JEFFREY??

Yeah, and if Charles Foster Kane had gotten more chances to play with his sled when he was a kid, maybe his adult life wouldn't have ended up so broken and lonely.

He worded it far better than Trout could have, at least. His prose is frightful.

Remember when Johnny Depp was an Oscar nominee for the first one? Feels like ages ago.

It'd be cool if they made a PC version, but I'm not gonna be frothing at the mouth too much over it. I need more…hell, any reasons to play my PS4 these days.

Oh my god, I had no idea that happened. My deepest condolences, that's…man, that's really awful.

Yeah, Charlie Sheen stopped being a thing about 4 years ago, anyways.

And now with this example, all future politicians will take note of his mistakes and sex-related misconduct in positions of governmental power will soon be a thing of the past!

Man you people are picky.

Agreed. Spider-Man 2 is still one of the very best superhero movies ever made, I would loved to have seen a 4th from them.

It's not a complete misfire, but it's the most basic and straightforward "good vs. bad" of the X-Men films. It's also definitely the schlockiest — I couldn't help but wonder just how dumb McAvoy must have felt on set having to writhe around on that Egyptian slab and pretend like Apocalypse was invading his mind,…

I would honestly love to see a Logan-esque solo Magneto movie with Fassbender. He has, IMO, always been the most reliable performer of the recent X-Men cast, no matter how dumb the movies built around him can get (read: Apocalypse).

I read all of this instead of the interview with Jim Gaffigan about his wife's brain tumor.

Oh, and I also found out the hard way that I have photosensitive epilepsy while watching The Matrix Revolutions in theaters when I was 12.

I honestly feel really bad for the guy. Lack of general charisma aside, I wouldn't wish having to spin the insanity coming out of the WH on a daily basis into a semi-digestible format while seeming to be barely briefed on the matters himself on anyone.