Ladies and gentlemen, we found him! Set your wedgie devices to “atomic.”

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

I’ll keep saying this until I’m blue in the face - Unless there is a dedicated bike lane, bikes have no place on the road with cars. It’s too dangerous for all parties involved.

If that’s your reasoning, the Umpire is about 9 feet tall

That “haymaker” was clearly as they went to the ice. Stewart’s punches were after they were down. While I need more video evidence on the high stick it appears inadvertent, if it was intentional Wilson should be suspended (Caps fan btw). The punches from Stewart were all clearly after they were on the ice. Completely…

Must be a big basketball fan just hearing about it now. Thanks for your input

Question for Dan Snyder, on any given day apropos of nothing: What the fuck, guy?

Someone trying to save him from swallowing his tongue and choking? If he seizes, he might swallow his tongue which would constrict his airway and stop him from breathing. First Aid 101, even myself, a 15 year old, knows that.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

You go all the way to Montana to suck a guy off, you want credit for your work.

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Nice humblebrag Mr. Jizz Cannon...can you believe this guy!

Only thing I can think of when I hear the guy read out “110!” is Varsity Blues... RIP Billy Bob

Rules is how.

Boo

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

By learning how to play properly.

I can’t understand for the life of me how it seems like Michael Bradley consistently gets a pass for putting in awful performances. He hasn’t had a good game in two years and somehow seems damn near immune to criticism.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.