Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

French.

She’s facing felony battery, which carries up to 10 years prison time. She won’t get the full 10, but she’ll see prison. Specially since it’s filmed. 

Y’all, I hate to bring it to your attention, but from my limited experiences out in the Real World these past few months, this sort of behavior isn’t limited to just airplanes.

While I’m also on TeamPistachio (seriously, why eat other [tree] nuts?), this is overall bad news.

This is what I don’t get.

Honestly, everyone shits on Tom Cruise constantly because he is a member of a cult (I GET IT) but ignore good things like his implementation of COVID procedures to keep people employed and now giving back his Globes to use his star status for good. 

Just don’t expect it to have things to do. Also expect that people will HATE you for not being local no matter how long you live there. They’ll be nice to you but they will not actually like you.

“And groups operating under the “anti-abortion” banner absolutely want all Americans to be controlled by biblical rule.”

Stew Leonard’s is about as pretentious as a Cracker Barrel, and emulates a farm stand about as much as one. Like straight up down to the crazy crap on the walls.

I take strong exception to the author’s lumping HEB in with these “affluent,” exclusionary grocery chains.
HEB’s stores, while certainly clean, well laid out and stocked with a variety of quality merchandise, is hardly exclusive or overpriced. The HEB stores in my city frequently undercut even Wal-Mart’s prices, and…

The most recent round of information that came out was that the “fox news tax” for Xfinity subscribers is about $2 per month and Xfinity has about 20 million subscribers as of Q4 2020. It is probably more nuanced than that, but I know my father in law spent many hours of his retired life going back and forth on…

Was Harris paid for these books? Is she profiting from Biden’s border crisis?

Hi parents and other guardians against CHILD TRAFFICKUNG. Please be aware that as the logo shows, the website is not “Frank,” but rather “F RANK,” which is well known child trafficking lingo for the system of ranking attractiveness and value of abductees amongst traffickers. As indicated by the speech bubble around…

I: Phantom Thread

You could always go the route of explaining how 20 of the 27 championships came before free agency, and the Yankees used their excessive number of farm clubs to lock up the best young players and keep them away from other teams.

And subsequently point to the reduction in disease as evidence that there was definitely never a problem to address in the first place, making them right all along.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Yes. Cereal is not a nibble food. It is a get down to fuckin’ business and pour another bowl food.