The same thing can be said about papaya. I’ve always found fresh papaya to be super sweet with the occasional maple syrup note that’s strong enough to make a nice dusting of grated pecan a good pairing, but then I came across anecdotes from people who thought that papaya tasted like vomit. At first, I thought these…

Yeah, I wish I could unread this.

Calm down there buddy, it’s just a tv show.

Look the question isn’t “why doesn’t AV Club cover The Simpsons anymore?” because that’s fucking obvious. The real question is “why does AV Club still cover Saturday Night Live?”

Eanes ISD is in Travis County, but it covers a very white (and at least one very wealthy) unincorporated part of the County. And (also being from Texas and having worked in Austin), it does have some hard-core conservatives (it is the capital, after all), but you’ll find the actual residents of Austin are very blue…

A pimp convinces his prostitutes to do the most unspeakable acts under the guises of becoming rich, famous, or getting access to a better lifestyle without the pimp ever delivering on his promises.

I can’t prove it but I’m hoping that Americans have always been this stupid and it’s just that the Internet has given them a larger audience for their stupidity.

it’s that name calling destroys your footing if you’re a Democrat

Like.

Fox News headline in three weeks: TEXAS COVID SURGE PROVES BIDEN’S STRATEGY IS BAD

Delusionitis.

The trick to stopping an infectious disease from spreading is to make sure it is highly contained before it is allowed to go wide to the entire population.

Yes, both are true. President Trump and his administration lied about the spread. You may recall his infamous statement about how soon the number of cases would “go to zero” — here’s that quote.

Neutral: Honestly, it’s a pretty bad time for most of my clients, which means it’s a bad time for me.

When people can’t distract themselves with trips to Beaches and pounding drinks at Olive Garden they’re forced to sit around and confront their lives. A fate worse than death.

I don’t know about that. Americans seem to want to band together when it comes to killing people in other countries. Especially when attacked.

There’s a piece I read the other day that I refuse to link to because it was written by Ross Douthat, but his point was that, whatever the GOP and conservatism once stood for, they now have only one principal: liberals are bad.

This entire thing is a perfect illustration of what, exactly, it means to be conservative nowadays, which is to have basically no consistent principles except deliberately provoking and demeaning people (and tax cuts for the rich, I guess). That is it.

“...the folks who own President Trump’s childhood Queens home want to offer it to the president as a gift... if they can raise $3 million on GoFundMe first.”

So, nothing of actual substance occurred in the election lawsuits today, despite both Trump and a group of 17 states filing briefs in support of Texas’s request to file a complaint with the Supreme Court. While they appear to be things, they’re actually just performance art, and performance art that undermines the…